I made the ocean jealous...

...or at least I hope I did. I don't really know the Pacific's true feelings about me or my actions but if I could guess I would say that it is jealousy. Don't try to ignore me, ocean. You know I'm right here. You may be the single largest thing on this planet but when I stand on your western shores and soak up your misty spray and jolly waves, I can't help but notice your sly downward glances and awkward gestures. It must be jealousy.